Preview: The 'Rectile Dysfunctioning Blues
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SKU: A0.1072010
Composed by Jim Ivy. Arranged by Jim Ivy. Contemporary,Country. Full Performance. Duration 97. Jim Ivy #5214027. Published by Jim Ivy (A0.1072010).You've heard the "Men's Clinic" ads on the radio. This one is just for fun!
A fellow named Ed
Was havin’ trouble in the bed
Till he turned on his radio.
The announcer said
"Are you having trouble in bed?
There is a place you can go!"
Oh, the doctor’s there
Specialize in men’s care,
They’ve got the cure you can use!
Just go on in
You’ll leave with a grin
And a stiffer… constitution!
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If the women in your life
Are giving you strife
You just can’t keep it up no more.
Say you’re out on a date and
She says, "Oh, please stay late!"
Do you just hang your head at the door?
Now you can walk right in,
You’ll leave with a grin
‘Cause of your new stiffer… constitution!
So if your problems halfway
Between your head and your toes
You got the ‘rectile Dysfunctioning Blues’.
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