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The Worst One Ever

By Gary D.Belshaw

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2 Sopranos, Mezzo Soprano, piano, triangle - Advanced Intermediate
Composed by Gary D.Belshaw. Opera, Comedy. Score. 62 pages. Published by Gary D. Belshaw Music (S0.141813).

Item Number: S0.141813

This hilarious 10-minute one-act comic opera has been enjoyed by collegiate opera scenes audiences from Washington State to Maine, and from Michigan to Texas. Written for three women, piano, and triangle, it meets the need for opera companies that need more women’s roles. Cell phones, laptop computers, online grades, and Facebook all figure into the libretto.

Synopsis. The opera takes place in a cluttered and somewhat unkempt dorm room in a university Residence Hall. Three coeds are intently focused on their electronic devices.

  1. Stephanie is seated on a bed, her laptop computer open. She is awaiting an online posting of grades from one particular professor.
  2. Jennifer is at the desk speaking sotto voce on her cell phone. She is unhappy about plans her boyfriend has made for them.
  3. Jessica is snugly tucked into the office chair, texting She is trying to get her father’s permission for a weekend trip with friends.

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