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The Hilarious Holiday Songbook

The Hilarious Holiday Songbook (Piano/Vocal/Guitar). For Guitar; Keyboard; Piano; Voice. This edition: Piano/Vocal/Guitar; 2nd. Book; P/V/C Mixed Folio; Piano/Vocal/Chords. Christmas; Novelty; Secular; Winter. 144 pages. Published by Alfred Music (AP.37534).

ISBN 0739081071. Christmas; Novelty; Secular; Winter.

(ADVISORY: Lyrics for certain songs in this collection contain adult themes that are not suitable for all audiences.) This one-of-a-kind sheet music collection will transform your holiday sing-along into a hysterical laugh-along with songs like "The Twelve Pains of Christmas" (Bob Rivers), "Please Don't Bomb Nobody This Christmas" (The Dan Band), plus 24 more. From cute and tame to downright audacious, the contents span six decades of humorous holiday songs. Standard hits like "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer," "Nuttin' for Christmas," and "Santa Baby" are included, along with comic nostalgia from classic Christmas television specials like "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" (How the Grinch Stole Christmas!), "Heat Miser" (The Year Without a Santa Claus), plus many more. Along with the well-known, you're also bound to discover many hilarious gems for the very first time in this collection. As a bonus for adventurous pianists, some dazzling solo piano arrangements are also included: "Nut Rocker" (ELP, Trans-Siberian Orchestra) and "Wizards in Winter" a.k.a. "The Beer Commercial Christmas Lights Song" (Trans-Siberian Orchestra). Titles: * Christmas Vacation (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation) * Christmas Wrapping (The Waitresses) * The Fruitcake That Ate New Jersey (Lauren Mayer) * Get Drunk and Make Out This Christmas (The Dan Band) * Goin' on a Date with Santa (Dr. Elmo) * Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (Dr. Elmo) * Grandma's Killer Fruitcake (Dr. Elmo) * Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants Offa Santa (Dr. Elmo) * Heat Miser (The Year Without a Santa Claus) * I Guess There Ain't No Santa Claus (Russ Lorenson) * I'll Be Stoned for Christmas (Bob Rivers) * Last Christmas (Wham!) * Merry Christislamakwanzakah! (Brent Hardesty) * The Merry Christmas Polka (Bing Crosby) * Nut Rocker (Trans-Siberian Orchestra) * Nuttin' for Christmas (Art Mooney and His Orchestra) * Oh Santa! (Mariah Carey) * Please Don't Bomb Nobody This Christmas (The Dan Ba.

  • Last Christmas  Composed by George Michael
  • Wizards in Winter  Composed by Paul O'Neill; Robert Kinkel
  • Christmas Wrapping   Composed by Christopher Butler
  • Oh Santa!  Composed by Jermaine Dupri; Mariah Carey; Bryan Michael Cox
  • NUT ROCKER  Composed by Kim Vincent Fowley
  • Please Don't Bomb Nobody This Holiday  Composed by Jeremy Ruzumna; Dan Finnerty; David L. Wilder
  • I'll Be Stoned for Christmas  Composed by Robert J. Bob Rivers
  • The Twelve Pains of Christmas  Composed by Robert J. Bob Rivers
  • Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear  Composed by Robert J. Bob Rivers
  • Goin' on a Date with Santa  Composed by Randy Brooks
  • Grandma's Killer Fruitcake  Composed by Rita Abrams; Elmo Shropshire
  • GRANPA'S GONNA SUE THE PANTS OFFA SANTA  Composed by Rita Abrams; Elmo Shropshire; Jon Gauger
  • Merry Christislamakwanzakah  Composed by Brent Hardesty
  • The Twelve Pounds of Christmas  Composed by Tom Zigler
  • Get Drunk and Make Out This Christmas  Composed by Jeremy Ruzumna; Dan Finnerty; David L. Wilder
  • The Twelve Days After Christmas  Composed by Frederick Silver
  • The Merry Christmas Polka  Composed by Paul Francis Webster; Sonny Burke
  • Santa Baby  Composed by Joan Javits; Philip Springer; Tony Springer
  • You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch (from "Dr. Seuss' 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas")  Composed by Albert Hague;Lyrics by Theodore Geisel (a/k/a Dr. Seuss)
  • Nuttin' for Christmas  Composed by Sid Tepper; Roy C. Bennett
  • Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer  Composed by Randy Brooks
  • The Fruitcake That Ate New Jersey  Composed by Lauren Mayer
  • Snow Miser (from "The Year Without a Santa Claus")  Composed by Maury Laws; Jules Bass
  • Christmas Vacation (from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation")  Composed by Barry Mann; Cynthia Weil
  • Heat Miser (from "The Year Without a Santa Claus")  Composed by Maury Laws; Jules Bass
  • I Guess There Ain't No Santa Claus  Composed by Barry Manilow; Eddie Arkin;Lyrics by Johnny Mercer
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  • October 08, 2012 The Hilarious Holiday Songbook

    I bought this for my son (grade 7) who found it much more difficult than it looks - due to the unusual rhythms. The music gave a professional sound however. Some songs are inappropriate for families. Clearly presented with words and guitar chords. Songs are more funny/amusing rather than hilarious...

    . Happy with my purchase however.

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