We May Not Be Vampires (But We're Still Men!) by Mark Burrows. For TB choir and piano. Novelty. Octavo. Published by Heritage Music Press (LO.15-2760H).
Is your men's chorus sick and tired of hearing about vampires? If so, bring down the house with this novelty hit! In this faux 1950s-style ballad, your singers will affirm their worth because vampires "aren't all that special. With all due respect, they can be a royal pain in the neck. We may not be vampires, but we're still men!".